Culinary Adventure Mugs

'Yes, all our flambe dishes come with injury, liability insurance.'

A man ordering Haricot Mutton in a restaurant

"I just love the 'slow food' movement in this part of the Mediterranean."

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

"You do like octopus?"

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

What the Doctor Ordered

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

La Table

'Only the years when the market was Bullish...'

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

'Like death by salad.'

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

Bermuda Triangles

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

"War is hell and so is this soup."

Careful, the plate's probably still hot.

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

"Rump roast?"

Try to guess the continent dining...

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

"Tonight, perhaps Mrs. Lewis would prefer this quiet little table for two from which to send back her entrée?"

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."