Culinary Adventures Mugs

'This must be their seasonal menu. These prices are scary!'

History's first Baptist potluck was less than successful since John only brought locust.

"I said, I'm on a garlic diet. So far, I've lost 5 pounds and 12 friends."

"All I'm saying, Dear, is that sometimes I get tired of vegetarian restaurants!"

"It was ok, but could be improved by cooking!"

'My expense account isn't what it used to be. So for lunch I'm taking you fishing, and we'll eat what we catch.'

"The portions here are so small, thank goodness there's a food bank around the corner."

'Jam roly-poly, treacle tart, ice cream... We're in luck, it's a dessert island.'

Salsa on a Stick.

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

'For some reason- no one knows why - it got a reputation as a power hot dog.'

Mouse Party

"Oh, wait - I think that's my scab collection. . ."

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

Snake sandwiches - "Will it be long?"

"The Halloween Special is the pork and kraut. It'll come back and haunt you."

A taco stand offers 'crawling tacos' to desert crawler man.

"How come you never get the kind of granola with the chocolate chips in it?"

"You know, Frank, ordering nothing but chicken tenders and fries from the kiddie menu is not keeping you young."

"For the last time, we serve pancakes with 590 topping combinations. I am not serving you plain toast!"

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

"I used to have a lemonade stand, but I ran out of sugar, and business went sour."

"I highly recommend going for the gusto."

Baldo's Life is Sweet Moment: Not getting the last serving of your tia's lengua casserole.

"A tip?... Yes, I'll give you a tip. Never eat here, the service is terrible!"

All-Day Breakfast

"Actually, our cafeteria isn't that bad. Whenever they serve chicken strips or pizza, it's a good day!"

Bug Burgers and Chips at The Golden Toadstool

"Dear Diary, Ate linguini for the first time tonight..."

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"The best hot dogs in the city should be hard to get."

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

"Our greatest fears are confirmed, they've taken waffle fries off the menu."

"Pasta-nonymous Tuesdays & Thursdays. Unlimited breadsticks at 7."

Taxidermy and Exotic Meats.