Gourmet Adventure Seeker Mugs

I wish I'd had the review.

"The longer it takes him to recite the specials, the guiltier I feel for not ordering one."

Come dine with me!

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

6 Brothers Falafel

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

La Table

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

Try to guess the continent dining...

"You owe me five bucks."

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

Before/After

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

'Actually I'm a nerdivore. I only eat your lamer plants and animals: duckbill platypi, cumquats, daffodils, the occasional mudshark.'

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

Holiday Supplies

'What wine goes with comfort foods?'

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

"You've ordered comfort food. May I recommend a comfort wine?"

Man's cooking explodes.

"The prices they charge here, you'd expect them to have an oven not just a gas ring!"

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

"I think foie gras is French for endless buffet."

"It's a Haiku Dinner."