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I wish I'd had the review.

"The longer it takes him to recite the specials, the guiltier I feel for not ordering one."

Come dine with me!

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

6 Brothers Falafel

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

La Table

"You owe me five bucks."

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

Try to guess the continent dining...

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

Before/After

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

'What wine goes with comfort foods?'

"Cancel the trip. The cook didn't get a visa."

Holiday Supplies

'Actually I'm a nerdivore. I only eat your lamer plants and animals: duckbill platypi, cumquats, daffodils, the occasional mudshark.'

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Today: Yogurt Surprise. We call it "yogurt surprise" because we couldn't read the expiration date on the carton.

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

Man's cooking explodes.

"You've ordered comfort food. May I recommend a comfort wine?"

"It's a Haiku Dinner."

"I think foie gras is French for endless buffet."

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"