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The prison-food was so bad, the inmates decided to smuggle in a cordon bleu chef!

Come dine with me!

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"You do like octopus?"

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

What the Doctor Ordered

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

La Table

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

6 Brothers Falafel

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

"Rump roast?"

"War is hell and so is this soup."

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

Bermuda Triangles

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

"You owe me five bucks."

Careful, the plate's probably still hot.

Try to guess the continent dining...

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

A resourceful girl, Cynthia hoped to get credit in both Earth Sciences and Culinary Arts with her ozone layer cake.

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

'Waiter...my entrée fell over.'