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"For the first half hour, I was, like, really there. Enchanted. But I found the wild-quail confit so disappointing that not even the fig reduction on the poached pear could get me back."

"Have you folks eaten here before, or shall I explain the concept?"

New York on $50 a meal.

'The chef's speciality is his frogs legs.'

Picasso

'I manage to make a profit okay. Most customers throw up before they eat five dollars worth.'

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

Come dine with me!

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

What the Doctor Ordered

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

"You do like octopus?"

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

6 Brothers Falafel

La Table

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

"Rump roast?"

"War is hell and so is this soup."

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

Bermuda Triangles

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

Try to guess the continent dining...

Careful, the plate's probably still hot.

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

"You owe me five bucks."

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'