Foodie Adventurers Mugs

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

Restaurant being taken over by a Japanese conglomerate

"I keep thinking about last night's salmon en croûte."

F.D.A. Raid

"Would you care to select your chicken?"

Chicken Sundae

"Oh, c'mon! Who eats aardvark with a fork?"

People nuggets. Now made with real people.

'No viscera, please! We're Americans!'

"When you said, 'Let's go out for dinner,' I thought you meant foraging. This is much better!"

'These are natural and organic ... two slabs of hog's bacon deep fried in crispy batter and dipped in chocolate.'

Deep South: Dixie All Ya All Can Eat Buffet

"Why are we eating all this fattening stuff? Pier pressure."

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

Come dine with me!

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

What the Doctor Ordered

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

"You do like octopus?"

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

6 Brothers Falafel

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

La Table

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

"War is hell and so is this soup."

Try to guess the continent dining...

"You owe me five bucks."

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

"Rump roast?"

Bermuda Triangles