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"Do you do catering?"

"Is everything O.K.?"

"I'll have the weirdo's lunch."

Natural bomb

'I'll trade you, sight unseen.'

Try to guess the continent dining...

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

Before/After

"Sure, while you went out robbing folks I stayed here and made a nice quiche, and just to prove I'm not a sissy I made it with mountain lion instead of ham."

Garlic Free Zone.

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Today: Yogurt Surprise. We call it "yogurt surprise" because we couldn't read the expiration date on the carton.

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

I wish I'd had the review.

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

'I love this supermarket; they have the easiest to understand wine department.'

'Would you folks like sparkling water or tap water?'

Somewhere in France - The Eliot sisters come face to face with escargots.

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

"I'm unable to process this image."

"We can hit any creperie you want, sonny boy."

"For the first half hour, I was, like, really there. Enchanted. But I found the wild-quail confit so disappointing that not even the fig reduction on the poached pear could get me back."

"The Halloween Special is the pork and kraut. It'll come back and haunt you."

"One spaghetti, and two straws please."

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

"It's an extra $2.00 if you want a candle with a wick."

"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"

Who had the cod, and who had the flying fish?

Spaghetti Road

"How would you like your soy protein, mixed tocopherols and methylcellulose patty?"

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

"Tastes great, less killing!"

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."