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"I see adventure in your future. Yes. You're going to be a culinary adventure."

'Surprise us.'

Practical pirate.

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

Garlic Free Zone.

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

"I think the 'Exotic Recipe' diet will make me lose weight. I'm running all over town trying to find the ingredients!"

"For the first half hour, I was, like, really there. Enchanted. But I found the wild-quail confit so disappointing that not even the fig reduction on the poached pear could get me back."

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

"One spaghetti, and two straws please."

"The Halloween Special is the pork and kraut. It'll come back and haunt you."

"I'm unable to process this image."

Somewhere in France - The Eliot sisters come face to face with escargots.

"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

"Tastes great, less killing!"

"Habanero ..."

"You're close, but you're not the record. The record for one family in one booth—all from out of state, each ordering a complete breakfast—was set in 1978, with fifteen."

Picasso

"What's cookin', Tia Carmen?"

Roadkill Restaurant

"What's the 'Chef's Surprise'? That's his reaction when you actually eat it."

"Running of the the chickens!? This is crazy! Dad, no one celebrates Hispanic Heritage Month like this!"

'It's an acquired taste!'

"The insect menu is very popular nowadays."

"Trust me, it tastes good – you won’t like it."

'O.K. Smarty Pants, here's your fish, cheese, egg, strawberry jam and pickle sandwich with a topping of ice cream and mustard. Pay up!'

Ordinarily I'd suggest we'd talk our way out...If only we weren't so God damn tasty!

"...And just what is wrong with deviled ham and deviled eggs?"

"Jeffrey eats everything, Mom, because no one has told him what he doesn't like."

"I'm all for the internet of things - but I hate pop-up ads."

"Waiter - there's a fly in my soup."

Arabian Cuisine

'What wine goes well with red meat?'