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"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

6 Brothers Falafel

"You owe me five bucks."

Try to guess the continent dining...

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

Before/After

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Today: Yogurt Surprise. We call it "yogurt surprise" because we couldn't read the expiration date on the carton.

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

Newark by Night. A new Dutch restaurant just opened. What do you know about Dutch cuisine? Nothing. But I'm a big fan of the "Dutch Treat" concept.

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

"I think you should be aware that the chef is a summer intern."

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

"I think the 'Exotic Recipe' diet will make me lose weight. I'm running all over town trying to find the ingredients!"

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - Captain Spatula

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.

"We can hit any creperie you want, sonny boy."

Pizza Tower Bridge

Tzatzikicicle

"The Halloween Special is the pork and kraut. It'll come back and haunt you."

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

Somewhere in France - The Eliot sisters come face to face with escargots.

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

"For the first half hour, I was, like, really there. Enchanted. But I found the wild-quail confit so disappointing that not even the fig reduction on the poached pear could get me back."

"They know me here."

"I'm unable to process this image."

"One spaghetti, and two straws please."

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

"Perhaps Monsieur would care for something more expensive?"

"We succumbed to your hype."