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Farm Fresh

"Tuna Colada"

"It's General Gau's Strange Flavored Chicken prepared by Mrs. Howel's odd looking husband."

Hitchhiker to 'Little Chef'

'What wine goes well with red meat?'

Okay, I've got one vanilla, one chocolate...and who gets the sour blueberry cherry creme licorice bomb?

'Now, this looks like a good one!'

'It tastes like California condor, but it has the consistency of bald eagle.'

Come dine with me!

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

What the Doctor Ordered

"You do like octopus?"

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

6 Brothers Falafel

La Table

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

"Rump roast?"

"War is hell and so is this soup."

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

Bermuda Triangles

"You owe me five bucks."

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

Try to guess the continent dining...

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

A resourceful girl, Cynthia hoped to get credit in both Earth Sciences and Culinary Arts with her ozone layer cake.

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'