Adventurous Foodie Gifts

Farm Fresh

"Tuna Colada"

"It's General Gau's Strange Flavored Chicken prepared by Mrs. Howel's odd looking husband."

Hitchhiker to 'Little Chef'

'What wine goes well with red meat?'

Reality TV Dinners.

Okay, I've got one vanilla, one chocolate...and who gets the sour blueberry cherry creme licorice bomb?

'Now, this looks like a good one!'

'It tastes like California condor, but it has the consistency of bald eagle.'

Come dine with me!

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

What the Doctor Ordered

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

"You do like octopus?"

La Table

6 Brothers Falafel

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

"Rump roast?"

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

Bermuda Triangles

"War is hell and so is this soup."

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"You owe me five bucks."

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

Try to guess the continent dining...

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

A resourceful girl, Cynthia hoped to get credit in both Earth Sciences and Culinary Arts with her ozone layer cake.

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'