Adventurous Eating Gifts

'I wish you were more adventurous sometimes'

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

"Just when you think nothing could be worse than broccoli, they hit you with sauerkraut!"

"You said you wanted something different for dinner, so I made cream of whale soup."

"Tuna Colada"

Aunt Bess's Entrail Pie, 'it's Offally Good.'

"The Chef's Special is to die for. If you order it, you'll need to sign a waiver."

'Free oven glove with every curry, sir.'

"You know, I really, really, don't like ethnic restaurants."

Roadkill Restaurant

Somewhere in France - The Eliot sisters come face to face with escargots.

Come dine with me!

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

6 Brothers Falafel

"You owe me five bucks."

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

Newark by Night. A new Dutch restaurant just opened. What do you know about Dutch cuisine? Nothing. But I'm a big fan of the "Dutch Treat" concept.

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - Captain Spatula

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

Tzatzikicicle

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

Pizza Tower Bridge

"I'm unable to process this image."

"They know me here."

"The Halloween Special is the pork and kraut. It'll come back and haunt you."

"One spaghetti, and two straws please."

"For the first half hour, I was, like, really there. Enchanted. But I found the wild-quail confit so disappointing that not even the fig reduction on the poached pear could get me back."

"Perhaps Monsieur would care for something more expensive?"

"We succumbed to your hype."

'As far as we know, no one who has eaten our genetically-modified food has turned into a creature or anything.'