Adventurous Eating T-Shirts

'I wish you were more adventurous sometimes'

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

"Just when you think nothing could be worse than broccoli, they hit you with sauerkraut!"

"You said you wanted something different for dinner, so I made cream of whale soup."

"Tuna Colada"

Aunt Bess's Entrail Pie, 'it's Offally Good.'

"The Chef's Special is to die for. If you order it, you'll need to sign a waiver."

'Free oven glove with every curry, sir.'

"You know, I really, really, don't like ethnic restaurants."

Roadkill Restaurant

Somewhere in France - The Eliot sisters come face to face with escargots.

Come dine with me!

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

6 Brothers Falafel

"You owe me five bucks."

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

Tzatzikicicle

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

"I'm unable to process this image."

"For the first half hour, I was, like, really there. Enchanted. But I found the wild-quail confit so disappointing that not even the fig reduction on the poached pear could get me back."

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

"One spaghetti, and two straws please."

Pizza Tower Bridge

"They know me here."

"The Halloween Special is the pork and kraut. It'll come back and haunt you."

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - Captain Spatula

"Perhaps Monsieur would care for something more expensive?"

"We succumbed to your hype."

"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"

'As far as we know, no one who has eaten our genetically-modified food has turned into a creature or anything.'