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Somewhere in France - The Eliot sisters come face to face with escargots.

Come dine with me!

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

6 Brothers Falafel

"You owe me five bucks."

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

"Give my compliments to the Biotech industry"

"For the first half hour, I was, like, really there. Enchanted. But I found the wild-quail confit so disappointing that not even the fig reduction on the poached pear could get me back."

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - Captain Spatula

Tzatzikicicle

"One spaghetti, and two straws please."

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.

"I'm unable to process this image."

"The Halloween Special is the pork and kraut. It'll come back and haunt you."

Pizza Tower Bridge

"They know me here."

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

"Perhaps Monsieur would care for something more expensive?"

"We succumbed to your hype."

'As far as we know, no one who has eaten our genetically-modified food has turned into a creature or anything.'

"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"

Cheese Secret

Picasso

'Cook is a musician. Improvises. Never makes the same thing twice.'

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

"Tastes great, less killing!"

Culture clash

"What's cookin', Tia Carmen?"