Adventurous Eaters T-Shirts

Chinese Carryout

Ordinarily I'd suggest we'd talk our way out...If only we weren't so God damn tasty!

'One extra hot red chilli curry, $10. One super spicy vindaloo, $12.50. The look on your face when it comes out the other end... priceless.'

"I made my special lengua casserole! Let me serve you..."

Come dine with me!

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

6 Brothers Falafel

"You owe me five bucks."

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

Garlic Free Zone.

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

"One spaghetti, and two straws please."

"For the first half hour, I was, like, really there. Enchanted. But I found the wild-quail confit so disappointing that not even the fig reduction on the poached pear could get me back."

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - Captain Spatula

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.

Somewhere in France - The Eliot sisters come face to face with escargots.

Tzatzikicicle

"I'm unable to process this image."

"The Halloween Special is the pork and kraut. It'll come back and haunt you."

Pizza Tower Bridge

"They know me here."

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

"Perhaps Monsieur would care for something more expensive?"

"We succumbed to your hype."

'As far as we know, no one who has eaten our genetically-modified food has turned into a creature or anything.'

"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"

"What's cookin', Tia Carmen?"