Adventurous Eaters Mugs

Chinese Carryout

Ordinarily I'd suggest we'd talk our way out...If only we weren't so God damn tasty!

'One extra hot red chilli curry, $10. One super spicy vindaloo, $12.50. The look on your face when it comes out the other end... priceless.'

"I made my special lengua casserole! Let me serve you..."

Come dine with me!

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

6 Brothers Falafel

"You owe me five bucks."

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

Garlic Free Zone.

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

Newark by Night. A new Dutch restaurant just opened. What do you know about Dutch cuisine? Nothing. But I'm a big fan of the "Dutch Treat" concept.

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

Somewhere in France - The Eliot sisters come face to face with escargots.

Tzatzikicicle

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'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

"For the first half hour, I was, like, really there. Enchanted. But I found the wild-quail confit so disappointing that not even the fig reduction on the poached pear could get me back."

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

"The Halloween Special is the pork and kraut. It'll come back and haunt you."

Pizza Tower Bridge

"One spaghetti, and two straws please."

"They know me here."

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - Captain Spatula

"Perhaps Monsieur would care for something more expensive?"

"We succumbed to your hype."

'As far as we know, no one who has eaten our genetically-modified food has turned into a creature or anything.'

Try our new genetically engineered produce.