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"You'll like this place. The food is eclectic without being schizophrenic."

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum."

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

F&E Diner. Beer. Wine. This wine paralyzes the taste buds --- It goes with anything!

"One spaghetti, and two straws please."

"The Halloween Special is the pork and kraut. It'll come back and haunt you."

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

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'Lets all thank Martha for her very innovative 'Hot Dog Crepes'.'

Somewhere in France - The Eliot sisters come face to face with escargots.

"For the first half hour, I was, like, really there. Enchanted. But I found the wild-quail confit so disappointing that not even the fig reduction on the poached pear could get me back."

"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"

"Habanero ..."

"It's a combination of pizza and sushi and taco and egg roll and...it's just something everyone loves."

Picasso

"Tastes great, less killing!"

"What's cookin', Tia Carmen?"

"What's the 'Chef's Surprise'? That's his reaction when you actually eat it."

'Have you been using that Hairy Bikers cookbook again'

'It's an acquired taste!'

Roadkill Restaurant

"Excuse me but it's our food, can you make it sexy?"

"Trust me, it tastes good – you won’t like it."

"The insect menu is very popular nowadays."

'How long you planning on staying up there, Bill?'

Anthony Bourdain with Chopsticks

In the Works: Eurocheese, Eurobread, Eurowine.

"I'm using this travel site to map out a trip to the land of Everything's Deep Fat Fried."

"Jeffrey eats everything, Mom, because no one has told him what he doesn't like."

"I'm all for the internet of things - but I hate pop-up ads."