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"An interesting blend. . . notes of dry corn and overtones of dandelion leaf. . . essences of barley. . . a playful cabbage beetle finish."

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

What the Doctor Ordered

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

"You do like octopus?"

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

La Table

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

Try to guess the continent dining...

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

"War is hell and so is this soup."

"Rump roast?"

Bermuda Triangles

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

A resourceful girl, Cynthia hoped to get credit in both Earth Sciences and Culinary Arts with her ozone layer cake.

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

'Waiter...my entrée fell over.'

Hats and Food

'Now here's a place I like!'

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

The discovery of asparagus.

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

Super Heroes.

'I'll have the bacon and hay wrap.'