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"If it's so good for you....couldn't it smell good too?"

'Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday you like beans.' 'Now you don't.'

Try to guess the continent dining...

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

Before/After

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Today: Yogurt Surprise. We call it "yogurt surprise" because we couldn't read the expiration date on the carton.

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum."

Holiday Supplies

'Actually I'm a nerdivore. I only eat your lamer plants and animals: duckbill platypi, cumquats, daffodils, the occasional mudshark.'

"You've ordered comfort food. May I recommend a comfort wine?"

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

"It's a Haiku Dinner."

"The prices they charge here, you'd expect them to have an oven not just a gas ring!"

F&E Diner. Beer. Wine. This wine paralyzes the taste buds --- It goes with anything!

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

"I think foie gras is French for endless buffet."

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

"I think the 'Exotic Recipe' diet will make me lose weight. I'm running all over town trying to find the ingredients!"

Coffee Menu

"It's completely normal for someone your age to develop a taste for butterscotch."

'Lets all thank Martha for her very innovative 'Hot Dog Crepes'.'

Platter confusion.

'May I suggest a pleasant viognier to put the subtext into gear?'