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'I may be upper management, but I'm still a lunch pail guy just like you. Foie gras?'

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

I wish I'd had the review.

Holiday Supplies

'Actually I'm a nerdivore. I only eat your lamer plants and animals: duckbill platypi, cumquats, daffodils, the occasional mudshark.'

"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum."

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

"You've ordered comfort food. May I recommend a comfort wine?"

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

"I think foie gras is French for endless buffet."

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

"It's a Haiku Dinner."

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

"The prices they charge here, you'd expect them to have an oven not just a gas ring!"

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

"For the first half hour, I was, like, really there. Enchanted. But I found the wild-quail confit so disappointing that not even the fig reduction on the poached pear could get me back."

Platter confusion.

Coffee Menu

'Lets all thank Martha for her very innovative 'Hot Dog Crepes'.'

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'

"It's completely normal for someone your age to develop a taste for butterscotch."

'Whatever he's eating.'

"Who ordered the moose en croute?"

'May I suggest a pleasant viognier to put the subtext into gear?'

Leftovers restaurant - for that unpretentious dining.

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

'How was the squid?'