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The Game Man: And is interested only in water as clear as gin - and twice as expensive.

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

La Table

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

Too much cilantro

"I use broccoli rabe as a litmus test."

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

'What wine goes with comfort foods?'

I love Cannelloni

"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum."

"Charles didn't like tofu."

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

"I didn't invent the wheel. I invented the pizza."

'Lets all thank Martha for her very innovative 'Hot Dog Crepes'.'

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

Tzatzikicicle

"We can hit any creperie you want, sonny boy."

'How was the squid?'

"You arrived as bottom-feeders, but you shall leave as bottom-gourmands."