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"The Corned Beef Cappuccino needs work."

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

Too much cilantro

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

Ice Cream Dreams.

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum."

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

"I use broccoli rabe as a litmus test."

I love Cannelloni

"Charles didn't like tofu."

F&E Diner. Beer. Wine. This wine paralyzes the taste buds --- It goes with anything!

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

Tzatzikicicle

'Lets all thank Martha for her very innovative 'Hot Dog Crepes'.'

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

I'd like a mocha almond vanilla latte...hold the coffee.

"You arrived as bottom-feeders, but you shall leave as bottom-gourmands."

"As it happens, we don't produce any beer flavored wine."

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

"Habanero ..."

What if they held a chili cookoff, & nobody came!

'What wine do you recommend with the peanut butter-filled, deep fried, jalapeno bacon bombs?'

"They say the taste makes up for their lack in artful presentation."

"Trust me, it tastes good – you won’t like it."

"Ciiiiiilaaaantrooooo."

"Hints of migrant workers on the nose."

'We only have one brand of beer, but we've got six kinds of flavor straws.'