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'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

Too much cilantro

Ice Cream Dreams.

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

'Is this still America?'

"I use broccoli rabe as a litmus test."

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

"Charles didn't like tofu."

I love Cannelloni

"Hey, …. what's not to like?"

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

'How was your holiday?' - 'Fantastic! Great weather! Great food! No illness!' - 'So, back to work tomorrow, then?' - 'Yeah, I guess so.' - 'Lousy, germ free holiday.'

"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

Tzatzikicicle

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

"Who shaves the fennel in your family?"

Cheese Secret

I'd like a mocha almond vanilla latte...hold the coffee.

"You arrived as bottom-feeders, but you shall leave as bottom-gourmands."

"I can deal with the conceptual art and electronic music, but what are these hors d'oeuvres supposed to be."

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

What if they held a chili cookoff, & nobody came!

"Habanero ..."

Pastrami in the wild