Time-traveling Taste Explorer T-Shirts

"Say - MacDonald there has a good idea."

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

Grandma's caf

"I did my report on time travel, but my dog ate my homework in the future."

"When I was young, we personally prepared all the food for each and every meal!"

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

"I want to set the world record for eating the most empanadas ever!"

"They say the taste makes up for their lack in artful presentation."

"My holy grail is low-fat, low-cal, high-taste."

"Hints of migrant workers on the nose."

Simulated travel...dine with us in local cafes & pretend you're in London, Paris, Tokyo, Mexico City, etc...

'Well you little rogue, how do you like this one?!' - Hm, yes, hm, yes ... After all ... well, hm, yes ... hm, yes ... Yes! ...'

"Appetizer is almost done."

'Try slicing the bread, Brian!'

Mixed marriage: food fight

"Whoa, my bad — it is vinegar."

Pizza Carried Off On A Stick Like A Wild Animal

"The origin of the first joke... Waiter, there's a fly in my primordial soup."

'Do you have any wine from the Ming dynasty?'

"Cheese fondue has gone wherever crepes Suzette and tuna Mornay went."

"Needs ketchup."

"The Corned Beef Cappuccino needs work."

'That's the last time I ask the Walkers to dinner. They offered to bring the ketchup.'

"Hmmm, mountain oysters! Nutty flavor, with a hint of mutton!"

"This fat free meal is also taste free!"

"Foreign wines have ruined me for domestics. I still shop local, but I gripe global."

'This tasted a lot better at the trade show, Sammy.'

'Do you remember when food had food in it?'

The Barefoot Cro-magnon.

'So there's a little grit and some pebbles in your stew -- this is the Stone Age, you kow!'

"It seems an ungrateful and disrespectful monster has taken over Baldo's brain."