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Pizza Carried Off On A Stick Like A Wild Animal

Come dine with me!

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

6 Brothers Falafel

Try to guess the continent dining...

"You owe me five bucks."

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

Before/After

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

Grandma's caf

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

"When I was young, we personally prepared all the food for each and every meal!"

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

"I think the 'Exotic Recipe' diet will make me lose weight. I'm running all over town trying to find the ingredients!"

"We can hit any creperie you want, sonny boy."

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - Captain Spatula

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

Excess Baggage: You never have to worry about finding your way around those humongous new cruise ships. Your stomach will lead you.

Tzatzikicicle

Excess Baggage: Some folks believe that calories consumed during vacation do not count against your diet.

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

Pizza Tower Bridge

"They know me here."

"Perhaps Monsieur would care for something more expensive?"

"We succumbed to your hype."

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

'As far as we know, no one who has eaten our genetically-modified food has turned into a creature or anything.'

"When you said, 'Let's go out for dinner,' I thought you meant foraging. This is much better!"

Culture clash