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'You drive a Japanese car, drink French wine, eat Chinese food, own an American computer, buy Canadian lumber and vacation in Mexico. How can you be AGAINST free trade?!'

'I say, if they want to live in this country, they should follow our culture... By the way, what do you want for dinner - Mexican, Chinese or Italian?'

Man on holiday sees meal times listed every hour

Grogansburg, 1 Mile. Diet Grogansburg, 3 Miles

Market items.

Alphabet soup

'Don't give up hope - Anthony Bourdain is bound to show up sooner or later.'

'I'm just back from my 'Cheeses of France' discovery tour...It was amazing!...'

We can order Lebanese, Korean, Vietnamese, Italian, Chinese, Thai, Indian or Greek.

I love Fried Green Tomatoes

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

"You do like octopus?"

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

What the Doctor Ordered

'Only the years when the market was Bullish...'

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

La Table

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

'Like death by salad.'

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

Bermuda Triangles

"Rump roast?"

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

Try to guess the continent dining...

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

"War is hell and so is this soup."