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"And while you're waiting for your drinks can I get you something from the bar?"

Southern Spanish Cuisine

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

"You do like octopus?"

What the Doctor Ordered

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

'Only the years when the market was Bullish...'

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

La Table

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

'Like death by salad.'

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

"Tonight, perhaps Mrs. Lewis would prefer this quiet little table for two from which to send back her entrée?"

Bermuda Triangles

Careful, the plate's probably still hot.

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

Try to guess the continent dining...

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

"Rump roast?"

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

"War is hell and so is this soup."

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"Vindaloo hot enough?"