Vegetarian Voyager T-Shirts

'Oh ya! I didn't tell you guys. I'm a vegetarian now.'

Queen of Quinoa

Give quiche a chance!

'Come on, eat your spinach.' -' Sorry, I'm on a special diet...No toxic waste.'

Macho Vegetarian

"Hmm...any dietary restrictions?"

"It's natural, vegan organic, no additives, preservatives or cooking."

Your life is in great danger...

Vegicurious

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' colour

Zebra to lion: 'Is this a good time to talk to you about the sanctity of life?'

"And while you're waiting for your drinks can I get you something from the bar?"

"So, it's Gluten free, lactose free and meat free. How does it taste?"

"Virgin?! My bad. . . I thought you asked for a vegan."

"It's amazing what they can do with soy, but it's just not the same."

Free Range / Deranged

"All I'm saying, Dear, is that sometimes I get tired of vegetarian restaurants!"

'There's nothing in gay non smoking... but I can give you an aisle seat in vegetarian bikers.'

"I'm in the mood for meat."

"There's no such thing as a vegan flytrap."

'The flowers look good.'

'Poppy - I have no issue with you being a Bi-polar, celibate vegan. It's just that your Aura's the wrong colour.'

"How's the soya, dear?"

'Fresh plumsprunes.'

Southern Spanish Cuisine

"We'd like to promote the concept of a nontraditional Thanksgiving."

"I'll have the vegan."

"Oh no, Professor Enriquez, you misunderstood... When my brother said he was on a vegetarian diet, he meant he only eats vegetarians!"

"I've gone vegan."

"Butcher!"

'I'm going for the vegetarian.'

'I'm lactose intolerant, gluten intolerant, vegan and allergic to tomatoes...what have you got that's good?'

'I'd like to spend November and December in a nice vegetarian country!'

"Do you think I care about rising oil prices?"