Vegetarian Voyagers T-Shirts

'I'd like to spend November and December in a nice vegetarian country!'

Queen of Quinoa

Give quiche a chance!

"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

Macho Vegetarian

'Come on, eat your spinach.' -' Sorry, I'm on a special diet...No toxic waste.'

"Hmm...any dietary restrictions?"

"It's natural, vegan organic, no additives, preservatives or cooking."

Your life is in great danger...

Vegicurious

Zebra to lion: 'Is this a good time to talk to you about the sanctity of life?'

"And while you're waiting for your drinks can I get you something from the bar?"

'When Mom said you should eat a lot of green stuff, I don't think she meant grasshoppers.'

"It's amazing what they can do with soy, but it's just not the same."

"Virgin?! My bad. . . I thought you asked for a vegan."

"So, it's Gluten free, lactose free and meat free. How does it taste?"

'There's nothing in gay non smoking... but I can give you an aisle seat in vegetarian bikers.'

"All I'm saying, Dear, is that sometimes I get tired of vegetarian restaurants!"

"How's the soya, dear?"

'Poppy - I have no issue with you being a Bi-polar, celibate vegan. It's just that your Aura's the wrong colour.'

'Oh ya! I didn't tell you guys. I'm a vegetarian now.'

"No fog lips, rat guts or bat teeth? I hate going vegan!"

'The flowers look good.'

'Fresh plumsprunes.'

Southern Spanish Cuisine

"I'm in the mood for meat."

"There's no such thing as a vegan flytrap."

Mystery vegetable growing in plot.

"I'll have the vegan."

'I'm going for the vegetarian.'

"Oh man. Tia Carmen's making that soup with all those weird vegetables."

"Oh no, Professor Enriquez, you misunderstood... When my brother said he was on a vegetarian diet, he meant he only eats vegetarians!"

"I've gone vegan."