Veggie Variety Voyager T-Shirts

"How's the soya, dear?"

The Vineyard

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.

Poetry in motion - Runners quoting poems as they jog.

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

'Come on, eat your spinach.' -' Sorry, I'm on a special diet...No toxic waste.'

"I didn't realize there was so many different kinds of vegetables!"

"Hmm...any dietary restrictions?"

If poets wrote road signs.

"Wine is plant-based food."

'Move? Are you kidding? With the wines the guy next door collects?'

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

"It's an agreeable little wine."

"If working 12 hours a day in a winery is making you crazy, get a hobby - like making homemade wine."

Zebra to lion: 'Is this a good time to talk to you about the sanctity of life?'

Natural Medicines

'When Mom said you should eat a lot of green stuff, I don't think she meant grasshoppers.'

'Could someone just tell me if I win anything?'

'Carrot cake!.. What's next?.. Broccoli cake?'

"It's amazing what they can do with soy, but it's just not the same."

"Virgin?! My bad. . . I thought you asked for a vegan."

"So, it's Gluten free, lactose free and meat free. How does it taste?"

'I've really been cleaning up in the Las Vegas poker rooms.'

..eh darling, have you forgotten we have the caravan with us?

Winery tours.

"All I'm saying, Dear, is that sometimes I get tired of vegetarian restaurants!"

"Ask not for whom the refrigerator hums..."

'The merlot is 100 merlot; the pinot noir is 100 pinot noir, and the chardonnay is 100 Swiss chard.'

'You said you wanted a book on how to enjoy wine. This is the only 'book' you need.'

'Oh ya! I didn't tell you guys. I'm a vegetarian now.'

"Broccoli isn't hab-bad if you hab a code."