Veggie Variety Voyager Gifts

"How's the soya, dear?"

The Vineyard

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

Man with wine glass face looks unhappy.

Poetry in motion - Runners quoting poems as they jog.

Mom? Eco club is starting a campaign to eat local food. Good idea. Would you please pack me a lunch from organic stuff grown near here? Ok. I'm sure we have something. Thanks! Oh, boy. A beet sandwich.

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

Ted Hughes

"I didn't realize there was so many different kinds of vegetables!"

'Come on, eat your spinach.' -' Sorry, I'm on a special diet...No toxic waste.'

"Hmm...any dietary restrictions?"

Poetry Reading. Physics Lecture. Which'll it be -- rhyme or reason?

If poets wrote road signs.

"Wine is plant-based food."

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.

'Move? Are you kidding? With the wines the guy next door collects?'

"If working 12 hours a day in a winery is making you crazy, get a hobby - like making homemade wine."

Zebra to lion: 'Is this a good time to talk to you about the sanctity of life?'

"It's an agreeable little wine."

"In the near future climate change will cause huge disasters!. . . And if nature dares to disappoint me, I'll throw the packaging of my vegan burger into the bushes!"

Natural Medicines

'When Mom said you should eat a lot of green stuff, I don't think she meant grasshoppers.'

"It's amazing what they can do with soy, but it's just not the same."

"Virgin?! My bad. . . I thought you asked for a vegan."

'Carrot cake!.. What's next?.. Broccoli cake?'

"So, it's Gluten free, lactose free and meat free. How does it taste?"

'Could someone just tell me if I win anything?'

'I've really been cleaning up in the Las Vegas poker rooms.'

..eh darling, have you forgotten we have the caravan with us?

Winery tours.

"Ask not for whom the refrigerator hums..."

"All I'm saying, Dear, is that sometimes I get tired of vegetarian restaurants!"

'You said you wanted a book on how to enjoy wine. This is the only 'book' you need.'

Hey, those are not menus!

"Broccoli isn't hab-bad if you hab a code."