Veggie Explorer Gifts

"No, 'tofu' isn't short for 'toe fungus'!"

The food was nice...but something was missing.

"I didn't realize there was so many different kinds of vegetables!"

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

See you at the farmers market!

"What do you call a person who only eats corn?"

'I don't think Marmaduke has ever seen a vegetarian before.'

Veggie Hall of Fame.

"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."

'Strained Carrots Again? What am I being punished for this time?'

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

Vegetarian Nightmare.

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

'You should work for Conglomo. You're allowed the vegetable of your choice.'

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

'If all goes according to plan, this garden should reach crisis proportions by midsummer.'

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

"How come portion control doesn't apply to broccoli?"

"Albino broccoli mum!"

Roasted Peppers

'Come on, eat your spinach.' -' Sorry, I'm on a special diet...No toxic waste.'

'Face it, we're vegetarians because plants can't toddle away.'

Peas on Earth.

"I have to be honest: the job you're applying for is a real no-brainer. Are you sure you're OK with that?"

Macho Vegetarian

'My mother's resolution is to eat more vegetables, and my resolution is to help her by giving her mine.'

Taken genetic engineering too far

Broccoli: Just Full of Surprises!

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

'The Ailing Matisse tries cutting out meat and dairy products.'

"It's natural, vegan organic, no additives, preservatives or cooking."