Veggie Explorer Prints

"No, 'tofu' isn't short for 'toe fungus'!"

"Vegetarian" is such a predictable phase. You'll grow out of it. Teddy? A word please. Come on, dad! You know I'm right. You may be. But your sister is stubborn. She digs in her heels. So? You added 5 years to her predictable vegetarian phase. I didn't predict that. Best colleges for Vegetarians.

Mom? Eco club is starting a campaign to eat local food. Good idea. Would you please pack me a lunch from organic stuff grown near here? Ok. I'm sure we have something. Thanks! Oh, boy. A beet sandwich.

The food was nice...but something was missing.

"I didn't realize there was so many different kinds of vegetables!"

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

See you at the farmers market!

"What do you call a person who only eats corn?"

Veggie Hall of Fame.

'I don't think Marmaduke has ever seen a vegetarian before.'

"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."

Vegetarian Nightmare.

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

'Strained Carrots Again? What am I being punished for this time?'

'You should work for Conglomo. You're allowed the vegetable of your choice.'

"My mom is a vegetarian, so she doesn't bring home the bacon. She brings home kale and quinoa."

'If all goes according to plan, this garden should reach crisis proportions by midsummer.'

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

"How come portion control doesn't apply to broccoli?"

Roasted Peppers

"Albino broccoli mum!"

The mission: Impossible burger.

Frank and Ernie's Diner. Today: Alphabet Soup. The little green pieces? --- That's Ernie's idea. It's Q-cumber.

"I have to be honest: the job you're applying for is a real no-brainer. Are you sure you're OK with that?"

'Face it, we're vegetarians because plants can't toddle away.'

If we build raised beds and a compost bin now

Peas on Earth.

'Come on, eat your spinach.' -' Sorry, I'm on a special diet...No toxic waste.'

Macho Vegetarian

'My mother's resolution is to eat more vegetables, and my resolution is to help her by giving her mine.'