Veggie Burger Explorer Prints

The mission: Impossible burger.

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

Mom? Eco club is starting a campaign to eat local food. Good idea. Would you please pack me a lunch from organic stuff grown near here? Ok. I'm sure we have something. Thanks! Oh, boy. A beet sandwich.

"How would you like your soy protein, mixed tocopherols and methylcellulose patty?"

Macho Vegetarian

'Come on, eat your spinach.' -' Sorry, I'm on a special diet...No toxic waste.'

The Nihilist Deli.

"I didn't realize there was so many different kinds of vegetables!"

"It's natural, vegan organic, no additives, preservatives or cooking."

Arabic Thief Salad - lashings of whipped cream...

Vegicurious

"You're lucky your garden failed. If I'd had to can it, it would've been your marriage."

Natural Medicines

'When Mom said you should eat a lot of green stuff, I don't think she meant grasshoppers.'

'I tried to tell him I didn't think it was a tomato.'

'What's your favourite meal?' 'Seconds.'

'Carrot cake!.. What's next?.. Broccoli cake?'

Hey, those are not menus!

Maraschino, Inc.

"How's the soya, dear?"

'Poppy - I have no issue with you being a Bi-polar, celibate vegan. It's just that your Aura's the wrong colour.'

The food was nice...but something was missing.

"Broccoli isn't hab-bad if you hab a code."

'For Sheila it wasn't enough just to be a vegetarian, that's why she became a ruminant.'

"Vegetarian" is such a predictable phase. You'll grow out of it. Teddy? A word please. Come on, dad! You know I'm right. You may be. But your sister is stubborn. She digs in her heels. So? You added 5 years to her predictable vegetarian phase. I didn't predict that. Best colleges for Vegetarians.

'The vegie burgers are ready Darling...'

"Oh no, Professor Enriquez, you misunderstood... When my brother said he was on a vegetarian diet, he meant he only eats vegetarians!"

"The cow was a vegetarian."

"It's half price because we ran out of lemons and used crushed onions."

"No, 'tofu' isn't short for 'toe fungus'!"

Pink Slime Burger

Child playing king.

Genetically Modified Carrots

''Kale'? - Did we join the Vegetable of the Month Club or something?'

"But stew is just everything I don't like in gravy."