Veggie Burger Explorer Gifts

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

"How would you like your soy protein, mixed tocopherols and methylcellulose patty?"

"I didn't realize there was so many different kinds of vegetables!"

The Nihilist Deli.

Macho Vegetarian

'Come on, eat your spinach.' -' Sorry, I'm on a special diet...No toxic waste.'

"It's natural, vegan organic, no additives, preservatives or cooking."

Arabic Thief Salad - lashings of whipped cream...

"You're lucky your garden failed. If I'd had to can it, it would've been your marriage."

Vegicurious

Natural Medicines

'When Mom said you should eat a lot of green stuff, I don't think she meant grasshoppers.'

'What's your favourite meal?' 'Seconds.'

'Carrot cake!.. What's next?.. Broccoli cake?'

'I tried to tell him I didn't think it was a tomato.'

Maraschino, Inc.

"How's the soya, dear?"

The food was nice...but something was missing.

"Broccoli isn't hab-bad if you hab a code."

'Poppy - I have no issue with you being a Bi-polar, celibate vegan. It's just that your Aura's the wrong colour.'

'The vegie burgers are ready Darling...'

"Oh no, Professor Enriquez, you misunderstood... When my brother said he was on a vegetarian diet, he meant he only eats vegetarians!"

"The cow was a vegetarian."

'For Sheila it wasn't enough just to be a vegetarian, that's why she became a ruminant.'

"It's half price because we ran out of lemons and used crushed onions."

"No, 'tofu' isn't short for 'toe fungus'!"

Pink Slime Burger

Genetically Modified Carrots

Child playing king.

"But stew is just everything I don't like in gravy."

"If mashed potatoes are comfort food, does that make broccoli uncomfortable food?"

''Kale'? - Did we join the Vegetable of the Month Club or something?'