Vegan Explorer Gifts

"It's natural, vegan organic, no additives, preservatives or cooking."

Ask Sadie. Dear Sadie, I'm going on a raw food diet. What kind of diet do you recommend? You rock my world, girl! - John in Portland, Oregon. That's the grossest thing I've ever heard. How so? He's going to eat naked?! Maybe if he has a body like mine it would be okay, but ... stop. That's not what he means by raw. Explain, nerdy sidekick. According to Wikipedia, it's mostly a vegan diet. Wikipedia? Crowd-sourced virtual encyclopedia. I don't understand anything being said today!! Rock my world

Chicken Soup for the Vegan Soul.

'Poppy - I have no issue with you being a Bi-polar, celibate vegan. It's just that your Aura's the wrong colour.'

"Would you believe it, they don't even have an option for vegan organic beef recipes from Bolivia!"

Who should be the next eco-club president? The most vegan? The most carbon neutral? The most into solar? Eco-club. But we need someone who will attract kids to the environmental cause. Then it's obvious. The most popular. Or most athletic!

Before/After

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

Mom? Eco club is starting a campaign to eat local food. Good idea. Would you please pack me a lunch from organic stuff grown near here? Ok. I'm sure we have something. Thanks! Oh, boy. A beet sandwich.

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

"Dig in. It's a medallion-of-veal look-alike."

The mission: Impossible burger.

Macho Vegetarian

"I didn't realize there was so many different kinds of vegetables!"

'It's the LAST time I volunteer to organise the staff Christmas meal, I've spent three days trying to find a 'traditional' lacto-vegan Christmas menu.'

'Smile and say: tofu-based dairy substitute.'

"Hmm...any dietary restrictions?"

"Repeat after me... We are vegan... We are vegan..."

Vegicurious

"In the near future climate change will cause huge disasters!. . . And if nature dares to disappoint me, I'll throw the packaging of my vegan burger into the bushes!"

Zebra to lion: 'Is this a good time to talk to you about the sanctity of life?'

'Now you tell me you've gone vegan?'

'It's your lucky day. I just went vegan.'

'When Mom said you should eat a lot of green stuff, I don't think she meant grasshoppers.'

'Not only do you get out of cooking tonight, but you found a place with a lazy chef too.'

"Cool, I've never met a vegan flamingo before."

"Virgin?! My bad. . . I thought you asked for a vegan."

"So, it's Gluten free, lactose free and meat free. How does it taste?"

"This place has the best vegan nachos!"

'Carrot cake!.. What's next?.. Broccoli cake?'

"It's amazing what they can do with soy, but it's just not the same."

'There's nothing in gay non smoking... but I can give you an aisle seat in vegetarian bikers.'

"All I'm saying, Dear, is that sometimes I get tired of vegetarian restaurants!"