Vegan Explorer Gifts

"It's natural, vegan organic, no additives, preservatives or cooking."

'Poppy - I have no issue with you being a Bi-polar, celibate vegan. It's just that your Aura's the wrong colour.'

"Would you believe it, they don't even have an option for vegan organic beef recipes from Bolivia!"

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

Before/After

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

"I think my mom made me a tofu sandwich."

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

Macho Vegetarian

"I didn't realize there was so many different kinds of vegetables!"

"Dig in. It's a medallion-of-veal look-alike."

'It's the LAST time I volunteer to organise the staff Christmas meal, I've spent three days trying to find a 'traditional' lacto-vegan Christmas menu.'

'Smile and say: tofu-based dairy substitute.'

"Hmm...any dietary restrictions?"

"Repeat after me... We are vegan... We are vegan..."

Zebra to lion: 'Is this a good time to talk to you about the sanctity of life?'

Vegicurious

'Now you tell me you've gone vegan?'

'It's your lucky day. I just went vegan.'

'When Mom said you should eat a lot of green stuff, I don't think she meant grasshoppers.'

"Virgin?! My bad. . . I thought you asked for a vegan."

'Not only do you get out of cooking tonight, but you found a place with a lazy chef too.'

"It's amazing what they can do with soy, but it's just not the same."

"So, it's Gluten free, lactose free and meat free. How does it taste?"

"This place has the best vegan nachos!"

'Carrot cake!.. What's next?.. Broccoli cake?'

"Cool, I've never met a vegan flamingo before."

'There's nothing in gay non smoking... but I can give you an aisle seat in vegetarian bikers.'

"All I'm saying, Dear, is that sometimes I get tired of vegetarian restaurants!"

"No fog lips, rat guts or bat teeth? I hate going vegan!"

"There's no such thing as a vegan flytrap."

"Everyone, stop looking delicious. The vegans are back and that tofurkey jerky won't keep them back much longer."

"Broccoli isn't hab-bad if you hab a code."