Vegan Adventurer Gifts

"I'll have the vegan."

'That IS the chef's surprise, sir -- the pork chops are really tofu.'

"I feed the cat nothing but veggies."

Actually, a lot of my friends have switched to soy.

'Okay. Now you're just messing with me.'

"It's the only organic lacto-vegan menu I could find that fitted into the firms Christmas meal budget."

"I've gone vegan."

"Me veganism begins and ends with eating insects."

When Vegans Eat Out. . .

"There's no such thing as a vegan flytrap."

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

Who should be the next eco-club president? The most vegan? The most carbon neutral? The most into solar? Eco-club. But we need someone who will attract kids to the environmental cause. Then it's obvious. The most popular. Or most athletic!

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

I think you're ace

'The ball never goes where I hit it.'

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

Macho Vegetarian

"Dig in. It's a medallion-of-veal look-alike."

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

'One of the good things about being a dung beetle is that my kids are not fussy eaters...'

GM Crops Genie.

"There's a big green giant at the door!"

The mission: Impossible burger.

'It's the LAST time I volunteer to organise the staff Christmas meal, I've spent three days trying to find a 'traditional' lacto-vegan Christmas menu.'

Scandalous! The Germans are occupying the best places on the beach!

"Hmm...any dietary restrictions?"

'Smile and say: tofu-based dairy substitute.'

"It's natural, vegan organic, no additives, preservatives or cooking."

'Now that should make it a lot easier.'

"Repeat after me... We are vegan... We are vegan..."

"Tell us the truth - it was you pedaling all the time, wasn't it?"

Zebra to lion: 'Is this a good time to talk to you about the sanctity of life?'