Vegan Adventurer Mugs

"I'll have the vegan."

'That IS the chef's surprise, sir -- the pork chops are really tofu.'

"I feed the cat nothing but veggies."

'Okay. Now you're just messing with me.'

"It's the only organic lacto-vegan menu I could find that fitted into the firms Christmas meal budget."

"I've gone vegan."

"Me veganism begins and ends with eating insects."

When Vegans Eat Out. . .

"There's no such thing as a vegan flytrap."

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

I think you're ace

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

'The ball never goes where I hit it.'

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

"Dig in. It's a medallion-of-veal look-alike."

"There's a big green giant at the door!"

Macho Vegetarian

GM Crops Genie.

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

'One of the good things about being a dung beetle is that my kids are not fussy eaters...'

'It's the LAST time I volunteer to organise the staff Christmas meal, I've spent three days trying to find a 'traditional' lacto-vegan Christmas menu.'

"Hmm...any dietary restrictions?"

"It's natural, vegan organic, no additives, preservatives or cooking."

Scandalous! The Germans are occupying the best places on the beach!

'Smile and say: tofu-based dairy substitute.'

'Now that should make it a lot easier.'

"Repeat after me... We are vegan... We are vegan..."

Zebra to lion: 'Is this a good time to talk to you about the sanctity of life?'

Vegicurious

"Tell us the truth - it was you pedaling all the time, wasn't it?"

Three Wise Men on one camel. One says: 'We've decided to set an example by camel sharing.'

'Now you tell me you've gone vegan?'

'It's your lucky day. I just went vegan.'