Vegetarian Venturer Mugs

"Oh no, Professor Enriquez, you misunderstood... When my brother said he was on a vegetarian diet, he meant he only eats vegetarians!"

Queen of Quinoa

Vegetarian Birds

Give quiche a chance!

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

Macho Vegetarian

"It's natural, vegan organic, no additives, preservatives or cooking."

'Vegetable proteins sure have caught on. I have to go over to Canyon Gulch and round up a herd of soybeans.'

"How did you cure your dog of begging for food?"

Your life is in great danger...

'Ok, best two geniuses out of three.'

No Dogs Allowed

"You're lucky your garden failed. If I'd had to can it, it would've been your marriage."

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' colour

Vegicurious

Natural Medicines

'When Mom said you should eat a lot of green stuff, I don't think she meant grasshoppers.'

'Carrot cake!.. What's next?.. Broccoli cake?'

Free Range / Deranged

'There's nothing in gay non smoking... but I can give you an aisle seat in vegetarian bikers.'

"No fog lips, rat guts or bat teeth? I hate going vegan!"

'Fresh plumsprunes.'

'Poppy - I have no issue with you being a Bi-polar, celibate vegan. It's just that your Aura's the wrong colour.'

"I'm in the mood for meat."

"There's no such thing as a vegan flytrap."

'Oh ya! I didn't tell you guys. I'm a vegetarian now.'

"Broccoli isn't hab-bad if you hab a code."

"We'd like to promote the concept of a nontraditional Thanksgiving."

Mystery vegetable growing in plot.

"I'll have the vegan."

'I'm going for the vegetarian.'

"I've gone vegan."

"Oh man. Tia Carmen's making that soup with all those weird vegetables."

'For Sheila it wasn't enough just to be a vegetarian, that's why she became a ruminant.'