Vegetarian Venturer Gifts

"Oh no, Professor Enriquez, you misunderstood... When my brother said he was on a vegetarian diet, he meant he only eats vegetarians!"

Queen of Quinoa

Vegetarian Birds

Give quiche a chance!

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

Macho Vegetarian

The mission: Impossible burger.

"It's natural, vegan organic, no additives, preservatives or cooking."

"How did you cure your dog of begging for food?"

'Vegetable proteins sure have caught on. I have to go over to Canyon Gulch and round up a herd of soybeans.'

Your life is in great danger...

"You're lucky your garden failed. If I'd had to can it, it would've been your marriage."

No Dogs Allowed

'Ok, best two geniuses out of three.'

Vegicurious

'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' colour

Natural Medicines

'When Mom said you should eat a lot of green stuff, I don't think she meant grasshoppers.'

'Carrot cake!.. What's next?.. Broccoli cake?'

Free Range / Deranged

'There's nothing in gay non smoking... but I can give you an aisle seat in vegetarian bikers.'

'Poppy - I have no issue with you being a Bi-polar, celibate vegan. It's just that your Aura's the wrong colour.'

"There's no such thing as a vegan flytrap."

'Oh ya! I didn't tell you guys. I'm a vegetarian now.'

"I'm in the mood for meat."

Hey, those are not menus!

"Broccoli isn't hab-bad if you hab a code."

"No fog lips, rat guts or bat teeth? I hate going vegan!"

'Fresh plumsprunes.'

"We'd like to promote the concept of a nontraditional Thanksgiving."

Mystery vegetable growing in plot.

"I'll have the vegan."

"Oh man. Tia Carmen's making that soup with all those weird vegetables."

'I'm going for the vegetarian.'

"I've gone vegan."