Vegetarian Explorer Gifts

Macho Vegetarian

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

La Table

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

Queen of Quinoa

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

Give quiche a chance!

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

'What wine goes with comfort foods?'

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

"I didn't invent the wheel. I invented the pizza."

"Don't worry about it now, but I'll need that hook back when you're done."

Mom? Eco club is starting a campaign to eat local food. Good idea. Would you please pack me a lunch from organic stuff grown near here? Ok. I'm sure we have something. Thanks! Oh, boy. A beet sandwich.

"We can hit any creperie you want, sonny boy."

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

'How was the squid?'

"I didn't realize there was so many different kinds of vegetables!"

The mission: Impossible burger.

"Lumpy? Of course it's lumpy! Sweetbread soup is meant to be lumpy."

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

Food samples in supermarket - 'There's a stick in mine.'

Nutritional Supplements.

"It's natural, vegan organic, no additives, preservatives or cooking."

"Whatever diet they're on, tell them what they ordered is PERFECT for them."

Roadkill Restaurant

"Sauted lard, please."

"What's the 'Chef's Surprise'? That's his reaction when you actually eat it."

'Here's a good one, France on 2000 calories a day.'

"And how is the 'medium' salmon you had me overcook?!"

"The chef recommends the most expensive dish on the menu."

'My French is not so good.'

"A number of items on that menu are consistently chosen by an overwhelming majority of the American people."

"Uncle Tod's Reviews"