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Macho Vegetarian

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

La Table

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

Queen of Quinoa

Give quiche a chance!

'What wine goes with comfort foods?'

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

"I didn't invent the wheel. I invented the pizza."

"We can hit any creperie you want, sonny boy."

'How was the squid?'

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

"Lumpy? Of course it's lumpy! Sweetbread soup is meant to be lumpy."

"I didn't realize there was so many different kinds of vegetables!"

Food samples in supermarket - 'There's a stick in mine.'

Nutritional Supplements.

"It's natural, vegan organic, no additives, preservatives or cooking."

'My French is not so good.'

"Whatever diet they're on, tell them what they ordered is PERFECT for them."

"And how is the 'medium' salmon you had me overcook?!"

"The chef recommends the most expensive dish on the menu."

"What's the 'Chef's Surprise'? That's his reaction when you actually eat it."

"A number of items on that menu are consistently chosen by an overwhelming majority of the American people."

"I love when you make asparagus soup!"

Roadkill Restaurant

"Sauted lard, please."

'Here's a good one, France on 2000 calories a day.'

"Uncle Tod's Reviews"