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'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

Mystery vegetable growing in plot.

"Robert has volunteered to try a bite of brocco flower. If after five minutes he's ok, we go for it."

"Well, that's a matter of opinion!"

"Oh man. Tia Carmen's making that soup with all those weird vegetables."

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

Try to guess the continent dining...

"We're odd looking but just as good."

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

Before/After

GMOs: The Next Generation

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

'I think he's got a bad case of Bluetooth Disease.'

"I think the 'Exotic Recipe' diet will make me lose weight. I'm running all over town trying to find the ingredients!"

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

Pea

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

"We can hit any creperie you want, sonny boy."

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

Spaghetti Road

Macho Vegetarian

Cow Pilot.

"I didn't realize there was so many different kinds of vegetables!"

"How would you like your soy protein, mixed tocopherols and methylcellulose patty?"

"You're close, but you're not the record. The record for one family in one booth—all from out of state, each ordering a complete breakfast—was set in 1978, with fifteen."

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage

Food samples in supermarket - 'There's a stick in mine.'

"We did it! Barbeque, bacon, cheese and just a twist of kale!"

"It's natural, vegan organic, no additives, preservatives or cooking."

Forbidden Vegetable

Cheeky boy and putting 'leeks' sign on toilet.

Early bird special - Grilled Pterodactyl.