Veggie Adventurers T-Shirts

'When Mom said you should eat a lot of green stuff, I don't think she meant grasshoppers.'

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

See you at the farmers market!

"What do you call a person who only eats corn?"

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

'I don't think Marmaduke has ever seen a vegetarian before.'

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

'Strained Carrots Again? What am I being punished for this time?'

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

'You should work for Conglomo. You're allowed the vegetable of your choice.'

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

"How come portion control doesn't apply to broccoli?"

'If all goes according to plan, this garden should reach crisis proportions by midsummer.'

Macho Vegetarian

Roasted Peppers

'Face it, we're vegetarians because plants can't toddle away.'

"Albino broccoli mum!"

"I have to be honest: the job you're applying for is a real no-brainer. Are you sure you're OK with that?"

Peas on Earth.

"I didn't realize there was so many different kinds of vegetables!"

'Come on, eat your spinach.' -' Sorry, I'm on a special diet...No toxic waste.'

'My mother's resolution is to eat more vegetables, and my resolution is to help her by giving her mine.'

Broccoli: Just Full of Surprises!

'It's amazing how many recipes you can find with courgettes in them when you have to'

'Are carrots good for your eyes? Have you ever seen a rabbit with glasses?'

"It's natural, vegan organic, no additives, preservatives or cooking."

'Call the health inspector! The kitchen has a Brussels sprouts infestation.'

"I think the problem is that you're not eating properly..."