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'When Mom said you should eat a lot of green stuff, I don't think she meant grasshoppers.'

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

See you at the farmers market!

"What do you call a person who only eats corn?"

'I don't think Marmaduke has ever seen a vegetarian before.'

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

Mom? Eco club is starting a campaign to eat local food. Good idea. Would you please pack me a lunch from organic stuff grown near here? Ok. I'm sure we have something. Thanks! Oh, boy. A beet sandwich.

'Strained Carrots Again? What am I being punished for this time?'

'You should work for Conglomo. You're allowed the vegetable of your choice.'

"How come portion control doesn't apply to broccoli?"

'If all goes according to plan, this garden should reach crisis proportions by midsummer.'

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

The mission: Impossible burger.

Roasted Peppers

"Albino broccoli mum!"

Peas on Earth.

"I didn't realize there was so many different kinds of vegetables!"

"I have to be honest: the job you're applying for is a real no-brainer. Are you sure you're OK with that?"

'Face it, we're vegetarians because plants can't toddle away.'

Frank and Ernie's Diner. Today: Alphabet Soup. The little green pieces? --- That's Ernie's idea. It's Q-cumber.

'Come on, eat your spinach.' -' Sorry, I'm on a special diet...No toxic waste.'

Macho Vegetarian

'My mother's resolution is to eat more vegetables, and my resolution is to help her by giving her mine.'

Broccoli: Just Full of Surprises!

"It's natural, vegan organic, no additives, preservatives or cooking."

'Are carrots good for your eyes? Have you ever seen a rabbit with glasses?'

'It's amazing how many recipes you can find with courgettes in them when you have to'

"So I can eat better here at work."

"I think the problem is that you're not eating properly..."