Plant-based Adventurer T-Shirts

'So, Bjorn, I hear you've gone vegan!'

"States of tofu"

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

I think you're ace

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

GMOs: The Next Generation

Veggie Hall of Fame.

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

'I think he's got a bad case of Bluetooth Disease.'

'The ball never goes where I hit it.'

"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

'I'm writing a vegetarian cook book.'

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

The mission: Impossible burger.

'New Barbeque.'

Cow Pilot.

"How would you like your soy protein, mixed tocopherols and methylcellulose patty?"

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

"Hungry? I'm ravenous, Norman, I could murder a lentil cutlet."

'Now that should make it a lot easier.'

"How did you cure your dog of begging for food?"

The Rural Bidet...

Dale regretted going to the Vegan restaurant.

"'Tofu'? Qu'est-ce que c'est 'tofu'?"

"It helps if you think of it as a turkey."

"How almond milk is made"

The early days of tofurkey.

'The only vegan item on the menu is the menu itself.'

"Tell us the truth - it was you pedaling all the time, wasn't it?"

The It Tastes Like Cr*p Because Its Healthy Cafe

"Bad news, Beatrice - I struck oil on the south forty."

"Were you genuinely interested in where I get my protein, or was it the introductory question to a long and pointless attack on my personal dietary choices?"