Plant-based Adventurer Prints

'So, Bjorn, I hear you've gone vegan!'

"States of tofu"

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

I think you're ace

"Is the asparagus farm-raised or wild-caught?"

GMOs: The Next Generation

Veggie Hall of Fame.

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

'I think he's got a bad case of Bluetooth Disease.'

'The ball never goes where I hit it.'

"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

'I'm writing a vegetarian cook book.'

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

'New Barbeque.'

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

"Hungry? I'm ravenous, Norman, I could murder a lentil cutlet."

Cow Pilot.

"How would you like your soy protein, mixed tocopherols and methylcellulose patty?"

"How did you cure your dog of begging for food?"

The Rural Bidet...

'Now that should make it a lot easier.'

"It helps if you think of it as a turkey."

Dale regretted going to the Vegan restaurant.

"'Tofu'? Qu'est-ce que c'est 'tofu'?"

"Tell us the truth - it was you pedaling all the time, wasn't it?"

The early days of tofurkey.

'The only vegan item on the menu is the menu itself.'

"How almond milk is made"

A mutant, possibly evil, ear of corn.

The It Tastes Like Cr*p Because Its Healthy Cafe

'I'll try the 'Hippy meal'.'

"Bad news, Beatrice - I struck oil on the south forty."