Plant-based Life Explorer Prints

"I want to be strictly vegetarian Mum, so I need to make sure I don't eat bugs with my grass..."

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

'Trickle or Spray!?'

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

'This flower won't let go of my nose.'

'Another nice thing about working here, they tend to promote from within.'

"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."

Book of Life, Answers in Back.

Fall fashions

'I wish I were your age again, and knew what I know now.'

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

"Mi chiamano Mimi, il perche non so. Sola, mi fo il pranzo da me stessa."

"I'm afraid this whole experiment is about to go south."

A seal is riding atop a great white shark!

"I didn't know it was poison ivy. It didn't have any warning labels."

Jasper's Limo Service.

Extreme Naturopathic Medicine.

"I've decided to replace the sod floor with tile."

'No tipping please.'

'He's so clever he's learning a second language!'

"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward."

"These hostas are out of control!"

Garlic, the wonderful stinking rose.

Shark's Scuba Mask.

How?

Well...I filled it!

"Stephen wants to be a fireman, Emily a doctor, and Matthew plans to take a few years off to find himself."

"What's that clicking sound?"

"This guy has no idea what he's doing."

'Heaven welcomes botanists, we've millions of extinct plants that need classifying!'

The meaning of life...

Maze life.

'Did you say that before you were a milker you used to work for McWit's Garage?'