Plant-based Life Explorer Pillows

"I want to be strictly vegetarian Mum, so I need to make sure I don't eat bugs with my grass..."

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

'Trickle or Spray!?'

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

'This flower won't let go of my nose.'

Playing pig

'Another nice thing about working here, they tend to promote from within.'

Book of Life, Answers in Back.

"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."

Highway of Life. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump.

"Mi chiamano Mimi, il perche non so. Sola, mi fo il pranzo da me stessa."

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

Fall fashions

'I wish I were your age again, and knew what I know now.'

"I'm afraid this whole experiment is about to go south."

Jasper's Limo Service.

"I didn't know it was poison ivy. It didn't have any warning labels."

Extreme Naturopathic Medicine.

A seal is riding atop a great white shark!

"I've decided to replace the sod floor with tile."

'He's so clever he's learning a second language!'

'No tipping please.'

"These hostas are out of control!"

"To tell you the truth, I never thought downward mobility would be so, well, downward."

"It's a wheeble or some such thing, but still no sign of a deoderant."

Garlic, the wonderful stinking rose.

Shark's Scuba Mask.

"This guy has no idea what he's doing."

How?

Well...I filled it!

"Stephen wants to be a fireman, Emily a doctor, and Matthew plans to take a few years off to find himself."

"What's that clicking sound?"

'Heaven welcomes botanists, we've millions of extinct plants that need classifying!'

The meaning of life...

Maze life.