Plant-based Wizard Pillows

"It makes me feel sort of... guilty!"

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

Rose Garden

'Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest algologist of all?'

'It's nothing that a few stem cells and 75 years of research can't fix.'

'That plant food really works!'

D.I.Y

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

Newton's Cradle Solar System

Where did you learn alchemy? Elementary school.

'Gifted class, indeed. One is gifted in science, but he can't read - one is gifted in reading, but won't even try math...'

'When you invented vegetables, Sir, did you know that my mother would be able to fit them all into one garden?'

'And if you squeeze snapdragons just like this, it sort of looks like they're biting something.'

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

"And for my next trick, an evidence-based strategy!"

"Looks like something exciting is happening in R&D."

Animal Engineering Lab.

Physics: Unified Theory. Luftkopf's work on string theory is all tangled up.

'We realise that your speciality is heavy metal...'

Bazzini & Sons Lawn Service: 'We don't cut corners'.

As technology improves, clowning sheep is becoming more common.

Leaf rake - wider than space

You're not selling those silly upside-down tomato contraptions? I confess. They're fun! Fun? They're an affront to mother nature and common sense. A $3 seed packet grows enough for five families. Why sell over-priced fads? Mother nature never offered to pay my rent.

Toy shop - Chemistry sets / tampering with nature outfits

"No, I didn't plant a magic bean. I genetically manipulated the seed."

"No fog lips, rat guts or bat teeth? I hate going vegan!"

"You're onto something very big. Don't let the company get its hands on it."

Vegan Voldemort

"These beavers are getting creative. . !"

"Why do we have such an exotic tree that it can only be unwrapped ina heatwave?""It's a symbol of hope!"

"Is there a vegan substitute for eye of newt?"

I brake for worms

Dog helping scientist.

'You're a rabbit, son, so I caution you againsr unrealistically high expectations.'